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When Will They Ever Learn? Lawmakers Stunned by SEC’s Latest Crypto Custody Rule Fiasco, Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?

News Linda Williams October 5, 2024

A illustration of a speeding train (representing the SEC's new guidelines) crashing into a puzzle piece (symbolizing clarity), with other puzzle pieces scattered around in disarray, while lawmakers are shown trying to pick up the pieces amidst chaos and confusion.

Yeah, because what the world really needs right now is more regulatory confusion over cryptocurrency custody rules. I mean, who doesn’t love a good game of ‘regulatory whack-a-mole’ where agencies are left scrambling to keep up with each other’s conflicting guidelines? Lawmakers questioning the SEC over their new rules on digital asset custody because they’re worried it might disrupt financial innovation and regulatory collaboration is just music to my ears. It’s like watching a bunch of bureaucrats trip over their own feet while trying to regulate something that doesn’t actually exist in reality.

Source: bitcoin.com

Lawmakers Question SEC Over Disruptive Crypto Custody Rules
https://news.bitcoin.com/lawmakers-question-sec-over-disruptive-crypto-custody-rules
Congressional leaders are pressing regulators over concerns that the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)’s new guidelines on digital asset custody could disrupt financial innovation and regulatory collaboration. Lawmakers question whether the SEC acted prematurely, potentially jeopardizing efforts to safeguard digital assets through coordinated agency work. They demand more transparency on the SEC’s actions and its rationale for introducing these rules during ongoing interagency discussions. House Financial Services Committee Chairman […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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