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Whale Spends $13M On Worthless Digital Tokens And We’Re All Expected To Care Again Because Apparently That Matters Now

AltcoinsBitcoinDeFi 1 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an underwater scene with a whale swimming towards the surface holding onto large bags filled with Ether tokens and coins, while above water there is a faint image of a price chart showing resistance lines at $2,700; in the background are subtle waves representing market fluctuations. The atmosphere around the whale appears calm but tense as it approaches the next level up on its journey to recovery. In contrast, ripples from below indicate uncertainty and instability beneath the surface. A gentle breeze carries faint echoes of a recovering price line above water.

The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what’s more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent on something that has no inherent value? I mean, seriously, is this guy just throwing his cash at a computer screen hoping for the best?

And let me get this straight: investors look at whale patterns to determine sentiment around an asset because… why exactly? It’s not like whales are some kind of canary in the coal mine or something. They’re just rich dudes with too much money and poor life choices.

Oh, and Ether needs to “decisively reclaim” $2,700 for more upside momentum. Because what happens when it doesn’t is anyone’s guess. Maybe a global economic collapse? A zombie apocalypse? The end of the world as we know it?

Meanwhile, institutional inflows remain disappointing because people are smart enough not to throw their money at something that’s just numbers on a computer created from nothing. It’s almost like they’ve learned from past mistakes or something.

Source: cointelegraph

Whale buys nearly $13M of Ether, but price needs to reclaim $2.7K for next leg up
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ether-whale-buys-13m-eth-needs-reclaim-2-7k
Whales, or large Ether-holding entities, continue accumulating as Ether remains stuck under a key psychological resistance line. A whale has acquired 5,000 Ether (ETH) tokens worth over $12.8 million at its current valuation. The last time this whale address bought the dip was when Ether fell to the $2,100 mark, shortly before it recovered to $3,100, according to an Aug. 12 X post by Scopescan. Investors often look at whale […]

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