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WE’RE ALL DOOMED IF WE DON’T BUY MORE BITCOIN NOW!!! Russia Threatens Global Economic Apocalypse if You Dare Touch Its Secret Crypto Stash

A  illustration of the Earth from above engulfed in flames as dollar bills float away amidst a chaotic background of stock market charts crashing down.

When the going gets tough, the crypto bros get creative… or in this case, when the West is cracking down on its own economy, they just blame it all on Bitcoin.

Source: bitcoin.com

Russia cautions that using frozen Russian assets could trigger profound shocks to global markets, spurring developing nations to bypass the U.S. dollar. Russia’s Finance Ministry warns that leveraging Russian financial assets could have significant systemic effects on the global financial and monetary system. Deputy Finance Minister Ivan Chebeskov emphasized: The use of Russian financial assets will have profound systemic consequences for the international monetary and financial system. The use of […]

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