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WBTC Is Secretly Being Hoarded by a Mysterious Time-Traveling Viking Who Has Been Warning Us All About the Impending Doom That Will Befall Crypto Bros in 2023

An illustration: A Viking warrior stands at the edge of an icy cliff overlooking a frozen lake where several large icebergs are floating with their tops hidden beneath the surface; in his hand he holds a shield emblazoned with the Wrapped Bitcoin logo and on top of it rests three massive WBTC coins, while behind him lies a dark stormy sky filled with lightning bolts. The Viking warrior is dressed in furs and has an axe slung over his shoulder as if ready to face any impending doom;

Another day another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious WBTC! It’s like they’re still living in the good old days of 2017 when everyone and their grandma thought cryptocurrency was going to make them millionaires overnight. Newsflash: it ain’t happening, folks.

Source: cointelegraph

An unknown wallet address has been accumulating massive amounts of Wrapped Bitcoin amid ongoing controversy concerning the token’s ownership structure.  In an Aug. 19 X post, blockchain analytics service Lookonchain said an unknown whale address had snapped up 347 Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) — worth $16 million at current prices — just hours before.  Source: Lookonchain It adds to the wallet’s growing WBTC stash, which has now accumulated a total of […]

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