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WARNING: You Won’t Believe What Happens When Ethereum Foundation Sells All Its Ether – Your Wallet Will Never Be the Same Again!

A comic-style illustration of an Ether price chart with sharp spikes and dips, set against a background of swirling cryptocurrency symbols. A large 'ETH' logo dominates the center, surrounded by smaller icons representing wallets, exchanges, and blockchain transactions.

The never-ending saga of Ether’s price swings continues, and I’m here for it! Or should I say, I’m here because my bank account is filled with the tears of crypto bros who still can’t grasp basic economics.

Source: cointelegraph

The price of Ether once surged over 500% in the months after a huge Ethereum Foundation sale of ETH, according to blockchain tracing firm Arkham Intelligence — but there’s no telling what will happen this time.  “The Ethereum Foundation famously sold the top in both May and November 2021. But in 2020, they sold 100K ETH, right before ETH pumped 6x, said Arkham in an Aug. 25 X post. The […]

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