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WARNING: Microstrategy’s Latest Bitcoin Gambit Will MAKE YOU Rich… Or RUIN Your Life Forever!

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The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Microstrategy Ride to Nowhere (Again).

Source: bitcoin.com

Microstrategy’s stock is expected to soar by 64%, fueled by its bold bitcoin investment strategy, according to Bernstein analysts. Michael Saylor’s leadership and the company’s vast BTC holdings, valued at $16 billion, have played a pivotal role in its performance. However, challenges such as net losses and bitcoin volatility could complicate this forecast, despite a long-term target of $1 million per bitcoin by 2033. Software intelligence company Microstrategy (Nasdaq: MSTR) […]

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