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WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Corporations Are Now Betting Their Entire Existence on Bitcoin, and It’s a Recipe for Disaster

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… Corporate Bitcoin Adoption Surges in 2024: because what could possibly go wrong? River’s report reveals that businesses are now holding a whopping 683,332 bitcoin (BTC), representing 3.3% of the total supply. Because nothing says ‘sound investment strategy’ like throwing money at something with no inherent value and hoping for the best.

Source: bitcoin.com

Corporate adoption of bitcoin has experienced a significant surge in 2024, according to a recent report from River, a U.S.-based bitcoin-focused financial services company. The report highlights the growing role of bitcoin in business treasuries, offering insights into key trends and future projections. River’s report indicates that as of August 2024, businesses collectively hold 683,332 bitcoin (BTC), which represents 3.3% of the total bitcoin supply. This marks an impressive 587% […]

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