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Vitalik’s Genius Investments: Donating Crypto Yields Better Returns Than Actual Investing (Because Who Needs Financial Literacy Anyway?)

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 2 Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

An illustration of Vitalik Buterin standing on a mountain peak, surrounded by Ethereum logos and dollar signs. He's holding out his hand, releasing coins into the air which are being caught by various charity symbols (e.g., hearts, stars) floating below him. In contrast, another figure in the background is shown frantically digging through piles of worthless trash.

Just when you thought Vitalik Buterin was a genius for creating Ethereum (spoiler: he’s not), comes the revelation that his charitable efforts yield better returns than investing. Because what could possibly go wrong? It turns out, donating Ether to support ‘public goods’ is just as lucrative as trying to make money in crypto – which says more about cryptocurrency’s inherent valuelessness than Buterin’s investment prowess.

Source: cointelegraph

Vitalik says ‘at present’ his donations yield better gains than investments
https://cointelegraph.com/news/vitalik-buterin-donations-yield-better-gains-investments
Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin recently explained that he would no longer invest in layer-2 projects and that all proceeds from selling Ether would be donated “to support public goods within the Ethereum ecosystem or broader charity.” Buterin’s remarks came in response to questions raised by users on X over a recent slate of cryptocurrency transfers he’d been involved in. As Cointelegraph recently reported, Buterin was accused by crypto denizens on […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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