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Vessel Finance: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Just Hide Your Shady Math Behind Fancy Computer Tricks

DeFiEthereumFeatured 3 Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on a computer created from thin air! Vessel Finance is just one more example of the crypto bros’ attempt at making DeFi “cool” again after their last 100 attempts failed miserably. And what’s new about this time? Oh yeah, they’re using ZK-proof technology to pack off-chain computation into SNARK proofs and submit them on-chain! Wow, that sounds like something a real genius would come up with… not

Source: cointelegraph

ZK-powered DEX raises $10M from Web3 heavyweights, launches mainnet
https://cointelegraph.com/news/zk-powered-dex-raises-10m-from-web3-heavyweights-launches-mainnet
With a $10 million seed funding round, Vessel aims to develop a comprehensive DeFi layer 3 to explore ZK solutions and applications and address DeFi challenges like liquidity fragmentation and cross-chain compatibility. One of the primary challenges in the crypto trading industry is striking the right balance between efficiency and transparency. Centralized exchanges (CEXs) offer fast transactions but often lack transparency, leading to concerns about security and trust. On the […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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