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Vanguard’s New CEO: We’re Still Not Fallling for That Whole ‘Crypto Thing’ Because It’s Clearly a Giant Scam and You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself for Investing in It

BitcoinCrypto NewsHack 1 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a stern-looking businessman in a suit standing on top of a pile of coins labeled 'crypto', looking down at them with disdain while holding onto a briefcase marked 'Vanguard'. The background is filled with falling dollar signs. In his other hand he holds an umbrella, symbolizing protection from the storm below. He's surrounded by clouds and lightning bolts that resemble financial market downturns. A faint image of Jack Bogle can be seen in the corner, smiling at the businessman as if approving of his actions.

So it’s official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their hard-earned cash. Vanguard’s new CEO Salim Ramji joins an esteemed list of financial experts who have called out cryptocurrency as nothing more than numbers on a computer, created from thin air with no inherent value whatsoever

Source: bitcoin.com

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Sam Rogers

Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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The content presented on this site is intended solely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken as factual or reliable information. This site employs satire and humor to discuss global news, current events, finance, and cryptocurrency. The views expressed here are not meant to be taken seriously and do not represent the opinions of any individuals, organizations, or entities discussed.

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