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US Senators Get Mailed 2200 Letters From People Who Clearly Have No Idea What They’re Talking About and Should Probably Just Stick to Investing in Beanie Babies Instead

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a mailbox overflowing with letters as they spill out onto the floor in front of it; each letter is depicted as having a different color and design. A few scattered envelopes are shown to have been torn open, revealing glimpses inside them where various objects such as Beanie Babies or gold coins can be seen peeking through. In the background, an image of Senator Cynthia Lummis stands at a podium addressing a crowd with a large Bitcoin logo behind her; she is surrounded by dollar signs and financial charts that are rising upwards in a positive trend line.

I’m shocked – SHOCKED! – to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, what’s next? Are they going to start writing love sonnets to Dogecoin too? It seems like every time you turn around there’s another group of people jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon without doing their due diligence

Source: bitcoin.com

US Senators Flooded With 2,200 Letters Advocating Bitcoin as Strategic Reserve
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-senators-flooded-with-2200-letters-advocating-bitcoin-as-strategic-reserve
U.S. senators received over 2,200 letters within 48 hours advocating for Senator Cynthia Lummis’ bill to make bitcoin a strategic reserve. The bill proposes the U.S. government acquire a significant bitcoin reserve to bolster the U.S. dollar and pay down national debt, aiming to position the U.S. as a global leader in financial innovation. U.S. senators were inundated with an influx of over 2,200 letters within a span of 48 […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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