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US Senate Introduces Bill to Unleash Fierce Fury Upon Crypto Bro Wannabes

AltcoinsCrypto NewsHack 2 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a Secret Service agent, dressed in black tactical gear with sunglasses on, standing over a cryptocurrency exchange terminal that has been hacked into by cyber thieves who are depicted as cartoonish figures running away from the scene amidst explosions and flames; the background is darkened to emphasize the action. The agent's hand holds an axe-like tool used for hacking electronic devices while their other arm points towards the fleeing hackers, conveying authority over a chaotic situation.

Well, isn’t that just peachy? The crypto bros are finally getting what’s coming to them – a good ol’ fashioned beatdown from the US Secret Service! It seems those Senators have had enough of their precious digital assets being used for illicit activities and money laundering schemes. About time too, if you ask me

Source: bitcoin.com

New Senate Bill Empowers US Secret Service to Combat Digital Asset Cybercrimes
https://news.bitcoin.com/new-senate-bill-empowers-us-secret-service-to-combat-digital-asset-cybercrimes
U.S. senators have introduced legislation to empower the Secret Service to combat cybercrimes involving digital assets. This legislation addresses the growing use of cryptocurrencies for illicit activities and mandates the Government Accountability Office to evaluate law enforcement’s effectiveness in tackling money laundering in cyber crimes. Senators Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Chuck Grassley (R-IA), and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) announced Friday they have introduced the “Combatting Money Laundering in Cyber Crime Act” […]

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