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US Politicians Finally Get It Right About Bitcoin – Now They Just Need to Actually Understand What That Means

BitcoinCrypto NewsNFTs 1 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of two politicians standing on either side of an American flag, with one holding a gold bar and the other holding a bitcoin icon in their hand. The background is filled with rising lines that resemble stock prices increasing. A large dollar sign above them floats upwards as well. In the foreground, there are subtle hints at regulatory documents being signed by both politicians.

Another day another bunch of politicians making promises they can’t keep about Bitcoin, because what’s more fun than watching them get their fingers burned on this hot potato? I mean seriously folks, have you seen the price of BTC lately? It’s like playing roulette with your money. And yet still we see these numbskulls jumping onto the bandwagon thinking that by acknowledging its value they’ll be part of some sort of crypto revolution. Newsflash: it’s not a revolution, it’s just numbers on a computer created from thin air and traded for other worthless pieces of paper

Source: bitcoin.com

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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