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US Lawmaker Thinks Kamala Harris Needs Help From Rich Guys Who Are Probably Going Broke and Will Abandon Her Anyway

BitcoinCrypto NewsHack 1 Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish Vice President Kamala Harris stands in front of an American flag, looking worried and holding her head as she's surrounded by dollar signs that are falling from above. In one hand, she holds a broken chain while on the other side of her there is a group of people wearing suits with briefcases running away from her towards two large doors labeled "Rich Guys" which they're trying to open but it seems like they won't fit through them as their arms and legs are stretched out in an attempt.

Harris needs help? Who wouldn’t want her as an ally in this dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency? It’s not like she has anything better to do, what with being Vice President and all. Anyway, Ro Khanna thinks he can ‘neutralize’ whatever faction of Democrats are actually doing their job by sucking up to crypto bros who think they’re going to get rich quick without putting in any actual work

Source: bitcoin.com

US Lawmaker Hosts Meeting to Help Kamala Harris Gain Crypto Industry Support
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-lawmaker-hosts-meeting-to-help-kamala-harris-gain-crypto-industry-support
U.S. Congressman Ro Khanna will host a meeting to help Vice President Kamala Harris improve her relationship with the cryptocurrency industry. This is the second event of its kind in two months to aid Harris’ campaign efforts amid the Biden administration’s tough stance on crypto assets. U.S. Representative Ro Khanna (D-CA) will host a pivotal meeting to aid U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris in mending her strained relations with the […]

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