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US Government Launches Desperate Rescue Mission: Binance Employee Trapped in Nigeria, Malaria Threat Looms!

An illustration shows a man trapped behind bars in Nigeria with malaria-ridden mosquitoes buzzing around him and US flags waving outside his cell window, while Nigerian officials stand guard nearby.

It looks like Binance’s favorite employee Tigran Gambaryan is in hot water… again. But this time it’s not just about being a crypto bro who can’t manage his finances (although we all know that’s true). No, no – the US government has stepped in to urge Nigeria to release him on humanitarian grounds because apparently he got malaria and now they’re worried about their precious employee getting sick. I mean, seriously? How many times have these guys been warned not to send their employees to places with decent healthcare systems? And what’s next? Are we going to start hearing that Gambaryan is being held in a Nigerian prison cell for crimes against humanity… like promoting the use of cryptocurrency among unsuspecting Nigerians?.

Source: bitcoin.com

The U.S. is urging Nigeria to release Tigran Gambaryan, a jailed Binance employee, due to humanitarian concerns. This has become a major point of tension in U.S.-Nigeria relations. U.S. officials say Gambaryan’s health issues warrant his release, while his family claims he’s denied proper medical care. Nigeria denies these claims and insists the courts will decide Gambaryan’s fate. The United States has urged Nigerian authorities to release jailed Binance employee […]

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