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US Charges Empire Market Operators for Selling Heroin and Stuff Online Because They Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do With Their Lives

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A dark web marketplace scene with two men sitting behind computer screens. One man is holding a briefcase full of cryptocurrency while the other holds up a bag containing heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine and LSD packets. In the background, thousands of vendors' stalls are visible selling various illicit goods. The atmosphere is dimly lit with neon lights reflecting off wet pavement. A "for sale" sign hangs above each stall displaying items such as counterfeit currency, stolen credit card information, precious metals and cash.

Empire Market: where you can buy all your illicit goods with ease! Because what’s better than buying heroin on the internet? I mean who needs face-to-face interaction or, heaven forbid, actual human connection when you can just purchase some dodgy substance from a stranger online. And don’t even get me started on the ‘stealth’ rating system – because nothing says “quality” like being able to anonymously review your purchases based on how well they were hidden in a cardboard box

Source: bitcoin.com

US Charges Empire Market Operators in $430M Dark Web Scheme — They Face Maximum Sentence of Life in Prison
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-charges-empire-market-operators-in-430m-dark-web-scheme-they-face-maximum-sentence-of-life-in-prison
The U.S. Homeland Security Investigations has charged two men for operating Empire Market, a dark web marketplace, facilitating $430 million in illegal transactions. The defendants face severe penalties, including life imprisonment. “During the investigation, federal law enforcement seized cryptocurrency valued at $75 million at the time of the seizures, as well as cash and precious metals,” said U.S. authorities. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced Monday that its […]

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