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US Bitcoin ETFs Soar With $192M Boost; Ethereum ETFs Record Modest Loss: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong When You Give 200 Million Dollars to a Group of Unstable Cryptocurrency Enthusiasts

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 2 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of an arrow rising rapidly upwards with flames at its base while another arrow falls slowly downwards into darkness; both arrows have dollar signs attached to them; above the ascending arrow is a large bitcoin symbol and below it a banner made up of US flags. In contrast, near the descending arrow there's a small ethereum logo on one side and an empty space where a flag could be placed but isn't. The background features swirling shapes resembling financial charts with subtle hints of red for warning signs amidst calming blue hues to convey stability;

Oh boy, it’s time for another thrilling update from the world of crypto! US Bitcoin ETFs have seen yet another massive influx of cash – $192 million to be exact (I’m sure that has nothing to do with all those poor souls trying to get rich quick). Meanwhile, Ethereum ETFs are back in their usual spot: modestly losing money. I mean who needs stability when you can have the thrill of possibly making a profit? The real question is, how long will it take for these funds to reach critical mass and implode under the weight of their own hype

Source: bitcoin.com

US Bitcoin ETFs Soar With $192M Boost; Ethereum ETFs Record Modest Loss
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-bitcoin-etfs-soar-with-192m-boost-ethereum-etfs-record-modest-loss
The latest figures from U.S. spot bitcoin and ethereum exchange-traded funds (ETFs) reveal another contrasting shift. Bitcoin ETFs welcomed $192.56 million in inflows, while their ethereum counterparts saw around $2.87 million in net outflows. On Thursday, bitcoin and ether ETFs moved in opposite directions, with bitcoin funds posting gains and ether funds experiencing a modest decline. The 12 spot bitcoin ETFs recorded $192.56 million in net inflows on Aug. 8, […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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