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Turkey Is a Hot Mess Waiting to Happen and So Are You if 47 Companies Decide to Operate There Under New Crypto Regulations

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration depicting a chaotic, crumbling cityscape at dusk; buildings are on fire while smoke billows into the sky amidst falling debris. A giant clock tower stands central to this scene but is cracked and broken with its hands frozen in time just before midnight. In front of it lies an open book torn apart by flames as papers scatter around like autumn leaves, some caught aflame themselves. The ground beneath is littered with scattered coins from various countries including Turkey's lira alongside foreign currencies such as the US dollar and euro;

Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You’d think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it’s caused over the years, people would finally get bored of this nonsense. But nope, there are still plenty of gullible idiots out there who can’t wait to part with their hard-earned cash in hopes of getting rich quick

Source: bitcoin.com

47 Companies Apply to Operate in Turkey Under New Crypto Regulations
https://news.bitcoin.com/47-companies-apply-to-operate-in-turkey-under-new-crypto-regulations
Turkey’s Capital Markets Board has issued an update on crypto asset service providers following new regulations. The provisional lists include 47 operational companies and three that are planning to liquidate. Current crypto service roviders are required to apply for permits or proceed with liquidation by specified deadlines, with legal repercussions for noncompliance. The Capital Markets Board of Turkey, the country’s financial regulatory and supervisory agency, made an announcement last week, […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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