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Trump’S Crypto Empire Implodes As Son Tries Again With Yet Another Garbage Platform Because Why Not

An illustration depicting a massive wave crashing down on an island with several buildings in ruins while Bitcoin's price is shown plummeting to $49,000 below it; Donald Trump Jr.'s face appears as the crest of the wave. A DeFi platform logo rises from the wreckage amidst flames and smoke, symbolizing its emergence after the crypto sell-off. Sonic testnet users are seen swimming towards a life raft labeled 'Web3 games', while another group is shown being swept away by the turbulent waters; in the background, Tornado Cash's mixing service appears as a whirlpool sucking funds into it.

Oh boy, it’s that time again – another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And what better way to celebrate than with a $510 billion sell-off?! Meanwhile, Donald Trump Jr. is launching his own DeFi platform because apparently being the son of a presidential candidate gives him all the expertise he needs in finance

Source: cointelegraph

Welcome to Finance Redefined, your weekly dose of essential decentralized finance insights — a newsletter crafted to bring you the most significant developments from the past week. The crypto market staged a significant recovery this week after the largest crypto sell-offs in over a year wiped over $510 billion from the global crypto market cap, briefly tanking Bitcoin's (BTC) price to a five-month low of $49,000. Beyond the correction, there […]

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