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Trump vs Harris Sparks Crypto Panic as Wall Street Brozos Bet Big on Wild Election Outcomes

A  illustration of two figures standing on opposite sides of an American flag, one holding a 'WIN' sign and wearing a suit resembling Donald Trump's style, while the other holds a 'LOSE' sign and wears a more subdued outfit similar to Kamala Harris', with bitcoin bars rising in the background as flames engulf the scene. The atmosphere is tense and chaotic.

The crypto bros are at it again, speculating on election outcomes like their lives depend on it and making outlandish claims about how Donald Trump’s presidency would single-handedly turn bitcoin into the next Apple stock.

Source: bitcoin.com

With just 16 days remaining until the U.S. election, bitcoin is now sitting at its highest price since the end of July. Many speculators are confident that a Trump victory would send bitcoin climbing to new peaks, a theory gaining traction among major financial institutions. While some believe the election results won’t significantly impact bitcoin’s value, a Trump win could still lead to what traders call the ‘God candle’—potentially the […]

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