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Trump Has Raised $25M From Crypto Industry Because Who Needs Actual Financial Literacy When You Can Just Sell Out to Bitcoin Whales

An illustration of a large whale breaching water with $25 million dollars floating above it, made up of various cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, and others; below the whale is Donald Trump holding an American flag while Gary Gensler looks on in disapproval amidst flames. In the background are U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren and her associates fleeing from a massive explosion representing self-destructive behavior. The illustration style blends comic book elements with realistic depictions of water and fire, conveying the message through visual storytelling rather than text or labels.

The irony is palpable – a man who was impeached for mishandling funds now raises millions from cryptocurrency enthusiasts, an asset class notorious for scams and wild price swings. It’s like watching a firehose of cash being sprayed into a void

Source: bitcoin.com

Former U.S. President and presidential candidate Donald Trump has raised $25 million from the crypto industry and bitcoin whales since he began accepting donations in cryptocurrencies. He has made several promises to support the crypto sector if elected, including the replacement of U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chair Gary Gensler. Former U.S. President and presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed during his keynote speech at the Bitcoin Conference in Nashville, […]

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