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Trump Crashes Crypto Party Alone: $287 Million Worth of Unsold Tokens Left Him High and Dry as World Liberty Financial Fizzles Out

A  illustration depicting a lone figure (Donald Trump) standing at an empty podium with a giant pile of unsold cryptocurrency tokens behind him, surrounded by failed party balloons and broken confetti. The background is filled with screens displaying the token's poor performance on various crypto exchanges.

It’s not just the crypto bros who are losing money – now even former Presidents can’t get in on the action! Donald Trump’s World Liberty Financial token launch has flopped harder than a Russian roulette game at a kindergarten birthday party, leaving $287 million worth of unsold tokens. We’re pretty sure this is what happens when you try to sell ‘voting rights’ over a DeFi protocol – people just aren’t that into it (or maybe they were promised pizza and got nothing but stale crackers). On the bright side, we hope Trump’s token launch has given us all some valuable lessons on how not to scam our investors. Keep trying, Donny!.

Source: cointelegraph

Despite the widespread anticipation, former United States President Donald Trump’s token launch failed to live up to expectations. After the first day of trading, the coin only amassed about $12.7 million worth of sales, leaving $287 million worth of tokens unsold. In the wider crypto space, investors are growing concerned about Ethereum’s degree of centralization after two block builders produced over 88% of the mainnet blocks during the first two […]

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