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Toncoin’s Mysterious BARR Pattern Unleashes Ancient Cryptocurrency Powers That Will Definitely Not Get Crushed Again This Week

AltcoinsCrypto NewsHack 1 Linda Williams August 19, 2024

An illustration of a cryptocurrency chart with an upward trendline breaking through resistance levels, surrounded by flames and sparks; above it, Toncoin's logo is rising like a phoenix from the ashes, while below, broken chains and shattered glass represent the crypto market decline. In the background, two moving averages (red and blue) are turning upwards, forming a bullish setup with an inverse-head-and-shoulders pattern emerging on its surface

Let me tell you about Toncoin’s latest “breakout” – because what every cryptocurrency needs is another arbitrary technical pattern being touted by some self-proclaimed genius who clearly has no idea how markets actually work.

Source: cointelegraph

Toncoin’s BARR breakout sets stage for 40% TON price rally
https://cointelegraph.com/news/toncoin-barr-breakout-40-ton-price-rally
Toncoin  emerged as one of the top-performing cryptocurrencies on Aug. 19, surging nearly 9% within the last 24 hours. This rally starkly contrasts the broader crypto market, which experienced a 3% decline over the same period. The sharp rise in the price of Toncoin (TON) is part of a technical breakout from a classic bump-and-run reversal (BARR) pattern. The BARR pattern, which TON has followed closely in recent weeks, typically begins […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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