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Toncoin (TON): Because Who Needs Actual Value When You’ve Got a Fancy New Platform to Make People Lose Their Money On

Crypto NewsFeaturedRegulation/Negotiation 4 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

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The latest price surge in TON is just another example of how easily gullible idiots can be manipulated into buying worthless tokens based on empty promises and overhyped announcements

Source: cointelegraph

Toncoin (TON) gains 10% after Binance Launchpool platform addition
https://cointelegraph.com/news/toncoin-ton-gains-10-after-binance-launchpool-platform-addition
Toncoin (TON) price has posted significant gains over the last 10 days, reaching its highest levels in almost four weeks as crypto traders assessed a slew of optimistic updates in its ecosystem, including landing a spot on the Binance Launchpool.  Data from Cointelegraph Markets Pro and TradingView shows that TON rose from a low of $4.78 on Aug. 5, climbing more than 51% to reach an intraday high of $7.26 […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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