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TON Partners With Pyth to Create the Most Over-Hyped Data Feed Since Last Week’s ICO

Crypto NewsDeFiNFTs 3 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space, surrounded by sparks and flames with multiple screens displaying financial charts and graphs in real-time as it soars higher; the background is filled with stars and planets representing decentralized applications (DApps) on TON connecting to Pyth’s pull oracle technology for high-fidelity data feeds. The rocket's trajectory forms a path of light, symbolizing speed and efficiency, while its ascent represents growth and expansion in the DeFi space.

Oh boy, here we go again! TON is partnering up with some other blockchain project so they can both pretend to be relevant in a market that’s only good for scammers and speculators. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, who needs actual value or use cases when you have “high-fidelity data” being fed into your platform from another overhyped service

Source: cointelegraph

TON, Pyth team up for real-time DeFi data
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ton-pyth-team-up-for-real-time-de-fi-data
The Open Network (TON), a decentralized blockchain platform, and Pyth Network, a decentralized data oracle, have partnered to deliver high-fidelity data to builders on TON. According to information shared with Cointelegraph, the collaboration focuses on integrating Pyth’s pull oracle data feeds to enable TON developers to “make their apps truly stand out.”  Pyth’s pull Oracle technology is designed to offer real-time “institutional-quality price data” required to help build decentralized applications […]

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