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TON CRASH: Is Pavel Durov’s Arrest the End of Telegram Crypto or Just a Minor Speed Bump on Road to Riches (Probably Not)

A cartoonish illustration of a rollercoaster with steep drops and sharp turns, symbolizing market volatility. A figure representing Pavel Durov is shown being arrested by authorities in the background, while another character represents Toncoin (TON) plummeting down the track before rebounding upwards towards its target price.

Just when you thought Telegram was all about sending risqué memes and dodgy cat pictures, along comes Toncoin’s CEO Pavel Durov getting arrested for data privacy and cryptocurrency regulation violations! Who knew? And now the price of TON is plummeting like a crypto bro at an NBA game. But don’t worry, folks, this too shall pass… or so sayeth the experts who are probably just trying to make some quick cash off your panic selling (just kidding, sorta). In all seriousness though, if history repeats itself and Durov’s arrest is seen as a minor blip on the radar of Toncoin’s ecosystem, then maybe TON will indeed bounce back like BNB did after CZ got sentenced. But let’s be real here, folks… until we see some actual evidence that this isn’t just another crypto scam, I’ll remain skeptical.

Source: cointelegraph

Toncoin (TON) has taken a steep dive in the past 24 hours, with prices plummeting as panic selling surged after French authorities shockingly arrested Telegram CEO Pavel Durov. TON’s price declined by as much as 25% to reach $5.24 on Aug. 25, a day after the news of Durov’s detention went viral. Durov faces charges related to data privacy and cryptocurrency regulation violations. TON/USDT daily price chart. Source: TradingView Telegram […]

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