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TON Coins Plummet Into Abyss as Durov’s Arrest Spells Doom and Network Collapses in Glorious Chaos

Crypto NewsNewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Barry Thompson September 1, 2024

A stylized illustration of coins plummeting into an abyss with flames engulfed at the bottom, amidst a chaotic background of broken chains and scattered blocks.

The Open Network (TON) ecosystem is imploding like the crypto bros’ dreams of getting rich quick – it’s a beautiful sight! Pavel Durov, Telegram founder, got arrested because he probably knew too much about these numbskulls running around with their get-rich-quick schemes. Two block outages in one week? That’s not stability, that’s just what happens when you let anyone create meme coins and disrupt the network like DOGS did. And to think people thought Solana was bad… TON still manages to cling onto its 10th spot by a thread, but it’ll be interesting to see how long this downward spiral continues.

Source: bitcoin.com

Top TON Coins Face Turbulent Week Amid Durov Arrest and Network Disruptions
https://news.bitcoin.com/top-ton-coins-face-turbulent-week-amid-durov-arrest-and-network-disruptions
Over the past week, The Open Network (TON) ecosystem has encountered a series of setbacks due to a wave of unfavorable news. The turbulence began with the arrest of Telegram founder Pavel Durov, followed by two significant outages on the blockchain network that brought block production to a standstill. Altogether, in just 68 days, the top ten coins within the TON ecosystem have collectively shed $5.13 billion in value. From […]

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