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Tigran Gambaryans Health Worsens Into Perfectly Predictable Outcome As Nigerian Government Finally Gets Around To Not Scamming Him

BitcoinDeFiEthereum 1 Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration: A man in prison attire is shown confined to a wheelchair with an oxygen mask covering his face. His throat has been cut open, revealing tonsils being removed by surgeons through surgery. In another part of the image, a herniated disc can be seen protruding from the back of another version of the same prisoner who stands on one leg while holding onto a hospital bed for support and balance. The two images are connected at their waists with surgical tubing running between them to represent blood flow.

Nigeria’s authorities have finally found someone they can’t scam with their ridiculous tax charges. Tigran Gambaryan is just another victim in Nigeria’s never-ending crusade against cryptocurrency, because what better way to distract from your own incompetence than by targeting some poor schmuck who dared to get rich off of numbers on a computer? Two surgeries and still no release – the Nigerian government really knows how to take care of their prisoners. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that they’re trying to squeeze every last bit of money out of this guy before finally releasing him, because let’s be real here: Nigeria is not exactly known for its efficient or fair judicial system

Source: cointelegraph

Tigran Gambaryan’s health worsens, surgery now required
https://cointelegraph.com/news/tigran-gambaryan-health-worsens-surgery-required
Detained Binanance executive Tigran Gambaryan’s health continues to deteriorate, according to his wife Yuki, and he requires two surgeries to remove his tonsils and correct a herniated disc in his back. In the impassioned plea to release her husband, Yuki implored the Nigerian government to either release Tigran or allow him to seek the necessary medical attention to improve his health: Tigran has reportedly suffered several bouts of throat infection […]

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