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The Web3 Firm So Bad Google Had to Give It Money

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 3 Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

An illustration of a futuristic cityscape with skyscrapers made from blocks that resemble computer chips; in the foreground, an AI agent is shown as a humanoid figure surrounded by smaller AI agents. The larger AI has its arms outstretched towards the sky while the smaller ones are moving around it like satellites orbiting their central body. In the background, clouds of data and code swirl through the air amidst Google's logo shining brightly in neon lights at dusk;

The latest Web3 nonsense from Google’s Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing more than a bunch of vaporware. Theoriq joins the ranks of other “decentralized” firms like Coinbase, Binance and Bitfinex – companies whose sole purpose seems to be fleecing unsuspecting investors with their empty hype.

Source: cointelegraph

Decentralized Web3 AI firm Theoriq joins Google startup accelerator
https://cointelegraph.com/news/decentralized-web3-ai-firm-theoriq-joins-google-startup-accelerator
Decentralized artificial intelligence and Web3 firm Theoriq announced its acceptance to Google’s Cloud Startup Program on Aug. 19. The company will be joining the accelerator on a long-term basis to develop its proprietary AI agent platform.  Theoriq’s primary product, its AI Agent Base Layer, is a decentralized, blockchain-based platform for developing and managing AI agent collectives. Essentially, it allows developers to deploy AI agents — models specifically designed to complete […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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