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The SHOCKING Truth About Bitcoin That Will Make Your Head Spin Like a Top in a Hurricane

A  illustration of a stock market floor with chaotic trading activity in the background, as frantic traders on screens are shown desperately trying to make sense of rapidly changing cryptocurrency prices and charts, while others stand frozen in indecision amidst scattered papers and broken calculators, symbolizing the uncertainty and turmoil surrounding Bitcoin's unpredictable price fluctuations.

I must say, I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why Bitcoin is worth anything other than its intrinsic value as a digital piece of paper with some fancy math on it. But hey, what do I know? Maybe those Japanese folks at Metaplanet have figured out the secret sauce that makes all this crypto magic happen (Spoiler alert: they haven’t). Anyway, let’s dive into today’s price analysis and see if we can find any clues about why these prices are moving.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) picked up momentum after crossing above $62,000 and is closing in on the $65,000 overhead resistance. According to the New York Digital Investment Group, Bitcoin remains the best-performing asset for the year despite the “seasonally weak” third quarter. Bitcoin has been sideways for several months but that has not stopped the Japanese investment company Metaplanet from building up its stockpile. The firm announced on Oct. 7 that it […]

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