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The BITCOIN APOCALYPSE: When Will It End? (Spoiler Alert: Never)

A cartoonish illustration depicting a chaotic cityscape with buildings crumbling into dust as bitcoin prices skyrocket upwards, while ethereum's price plummets downwards, represented by a sinking building. In the background, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell is shown giving a speech at the Jackson Hole Symposium, surrounded by swirling clouds of money and interest rates.

} The Great Crypto Circus Continues: Bitcoin Inflows Reach $543 Million Because Who Needs Real Value Anyway? Ah, it’s that time again – the crypto bros have convinced themselves (and a few gullible investors) to throw more money at their precious bitcoin. And why not? It’s not like there are better things to invest in or anything. According to Coinshares’ James Butterfill, $543 million of fresh cash has poured into BTC following some vague comments from Jerome Powell about potential rate cuts. Because nothing says .

Source: bitcoin.com

Coinshares, led by researcher James Butterfill, reports a significant uptick in bitcoin inflows following recent comments from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. The investment surge reflects the market’s response to potential interest rate cuts hinted at during the Jackson Hole Symposium. According to Coinshares, digital asset investment products saw a total of $533 million in inflows last week, with bitcoin (BTC) alone accounting for $543 million. James Butterfill, lead researcher […]

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