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The 7 Most Epic Losers in Queens Just Got Caught Trying to Live the Bitcoin Dream and Ended Up Broke

An illustration of seven figures, dressed as ninjas and wearing masks, caught red-handed by an angry Queens resident with a large hammer, standing amidst scattered bitcoin coins and broken computer screens, while one figure is shown running away. The background depicts a cityscape at night with neon lights reflecting off the wet pavement. In the foreground, two of the figures are seen trying to escape through a window as others struggle underfoot in disarray. A few loose cash app receipts can be spotted amidst the chaos.

Oh boy, it’s time for another installment of “Crypto Bros Get Caught!” I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is going to make these guys rich? Newsflash: they’re not even close. They’ll be lucky if they don’t end up in a federal prison cell with some lovely bunkmates who will teach them the joys of cryptocurrency… said no one ever

Source: bitcoin.com

Seven individuals have been indicted for stealing over $300,000 in bitcoin from a Queens resident. The charges against them include grand larceny, money laundering, and identity theft, stemming from a lengthy investigation into a cryptocurrency wallet hack. Using advanced hacking techniques, the group allegedly stole the bitcoin and now face potential sentences of five to 15 years if convicted. Queens District Attorney Melinda Katz announced on Monday that seven individuals […]

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