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The $15 BILLION Crypto Disaster You Caused (But Won’t Admit)

News Barry Thompson September 16, 2024

A SEC regulator is shown being chased by a giant dollar sign ($15 billion) with a red 'X' marked through it, while the industry participants (represented as tiny figures in the background) look on in relief and confusion.

The SEC’s crypto crackdown is just getting started, folks! And by ‘crackdown’, I mean the regulators are finally catching up with all you noobs who thought Bitcoin was going to make you rich quick. Newsflash: it wasn’t.

Source: cointelegraph

SEC crypto ‘overreach’ cost small investors $15B: John Deaton
https://cointelegraph.com/news/sec-crypto-overreach-investors-15b-deaton
According to a prominent pro-crypto attorney and Senate candidate, the Securities and Exchange Commission’s (SEC) excessive intervention in the cryptocurrency industry has resulted in retail investors losing over $15 billion. The US securities regulator has often been criticized for its enforcement-heavy regulatory regime over the cryptocurrency industry. The SEC should be held accountable for its actions, as its “gross overreach” cost investors $15 billion, according to John Deaton, lawyer and […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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