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Tether Mints Another Billion Dollars, Because Who Needs Economic Responsibility When You Can Just Magically Create More Money on the Internet and Call It Stable?

An illustration of a giant money tree growing on an island surrounded by stormy seas and dark clouds; its roots are tangled around a Tron logo while USDT tokens spill out from cracks in the trunk like water overflowing from broken pipes; nearby, Tether's CEO Paolo Ardoino is shown holding a watering can pouring more coins into the tree. In the background, an Ethereum network symbol appears as a faint outline of another money tree struggling to grow amidst withering leaves and dry branches.

August has been quite a month for Tether’s minting machine – it seems like every week they’re churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure blockchain or other (in this case, Tron). I mean, who needs financial stability when you can just print more money? The total amount of stablecoins minted in the last year is a staggering $33 billion. That’s either a lot of demand for Tether…or a desperate attempt to prop up their own failing business model.

Source: cointelegraph

Stablecoin issuer Tether has minted another 1 billion USDT tokens on the Tron network, bringing the total USDT minted in the last year to $33 billion.  On Aug. 20, blockchain data showed that Tether minted $1 billion of its Tether (USDT) tokens on the Tron network and sent them to its treasury wallet. According to the onchain analytics platform Lookonchain, the “Tether Treasury” wallet minted $33 billion in stablecoin tokens […]

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