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Tesla Unleashes Apocalypse on Cryptocurrency Market With Shocking Decision That Will Leave You Speechless and Confused!

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Tesla’s Bitcoin ‘Sale’ Was Just a Routine Security Move (But Don’t Worry Crypto Broz!).

Source: bitcoin.com

Tesla has reported stable bitcoin holdings for Q3 2024, despite transferring its 11,509 BTC to new wallets. The move, which sparked speculation but did not signal a sale, suggests routine security measures. Tesla posted $25.2 billion in revenue and $2.7 billion in profits, driven by record vehicle deliveries and a 52% surge in energy storage. On Wednesday, Tesla (Nasdaq: TSLA) revealed its third-quarter earnings for 2024. According to the company’s […]

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