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TeraWulf Launches New Bitcoin Mining Facility Because Clearly We Haven’t Solved Global Energy Crisis Yet, Also Wants to Be Best Friends With Tech Giants (Please)

A cartoonish illustration depicting a giant bitcoin mining facility with smokestacks and flashing lights spewing out coins labeled 'BTC' into the air. In the background, seven corporate logos (Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia, Tesla) are shown as silhouettes, while in the foreground, Nazar Khan is seen holding a megaphone, surrounded by dollar signs and energy bars.

Just when I thought the crypto market had hit rock bottom (which is probably still true), along comes TeraWulf with its latest attempt to convince us that mining Bitcoins is a viable business. Newsflash, folks: it’s not. In fact, it’s just a bunch of overpriced servers churning out worthless digital tokens while sucking up the world’s energy supply like a cryptocurrency-sized vampire squid.

Source: cointelegraph

TeraWulf, the world’s sixth-largest Bitcoin mining firm, is set to launch a new Bitcoin mining facility at the end of September, along with a potential partnership with a Magnificent Seven company. The new Bitcoin (BTC) mining facility is set to go live at the beginning of September, according to Nazar Khan, co-founder and chief operating officer of TeraWulf. Khan told Cointelegraph in an exclusive interview: TeraWulf logo. Source: TeraWulf The […]

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