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Tencent About to Get Hacked Again as They Set Their Sights on Buying Out Another Company That Will Totally Be Owned by Crypto Nerds in No Time!

A  illustration of a giant hand reaching out from behind a Chinese wall (representing Tencent) with fingers grasping for the Eiffel Tower (symbolizing Ubisoft), amidst swirling clouds and stars, hinting at an international gaming coalition.

Tencent’s latest move: buying up another company that will inevitably get hacked by crypto-loving script kiddies.

Source: cointelegraph

Chinese technology and gaming giant Tencent and the Guillemot family are reportedly in talks to purchase French games publisher and developer Ubisoft in a deal that would take the company private.  The report comes via Bloomberg citing “people familiar with the matter,” but follows months of speculation over Ubisoft’s future after the company was forced to lower its revenue expectations for its upcoming flagship gaming title, “Assassin’s Creed: Shadows.”  Ubisoft […]

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