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TELEGRAM’S TURBULENT FUTURE: CEO Pavel Durov ARRESTED in France and UAE Is Freaking Out!

A cartoonish illustration depicting Pavel Durov in handcuffs being led away from an airport gate. A faint image of France's Eiffel Tower is visible through the window, while a UAE flag waves in the background. Telegram app icons and cryptic symbols are scattered around him, hinting at cybercrimes allegations.

It’s about time someone got caught. Pavel Durov, aka Mr. ‘I’m above the law’, Telegram CEO has been arrested in France for allegedly enabling cybercrimes on his platform. Who would have thought? The UAE is scrambling to provide him with consular services because apparently, even they’re not immune to getting fleeced by a Russian oligarch turned Emirati citizen. Russia’s trying to get involved too, but let’s be real, it’s just an excuse for them to virtue signal about Western ‘witch hunts’. Meanwhile, Telegram is still peddling its moderation practices as industry standard – yeah right! It’s like saying the Wild West was a great place to live because of all the lawlessness. Anyway, stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has requested consular services for Telegram CEO Pavel Durov following his arrest in Paris for alleged cybercrimes. France is investigating Durov for enabling illegal activities through Telegram. Russia has similarly sought to protect Durov’s rights, but France has been described as uncooperative. Telegram denies any wrongdoing, defending its moderation practices and compliance with EU laws. The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has requested consular services for […]

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