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Telegram Unleashes Crypto Chaos: Join the Ranks of the Utterly Not-at-All-Suspicious SafePal Wallet Now!

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Telegram’s got a new crypto playground and it’s called SafePal – because who needs actual security when you can have ‘fully compliant’ Swiss bank accounts? The latest addition to the platform is a Mini App wallet that promises to bring 950 million users into the world of cryptocurrency, all while pretending to be a responsible adult. According to an announcement from SafePal, their new Telegram wallet will enable users to create individually owned and licensed crypto-friendly Swiss bank accounts (yawn). But wait, it gets better – this ‘wallet’ also features digital Visa card transactions because who needs actual cash when you can just use numbers on a computer? It’s like they’re trying to make Bitcoin look boring.

Source: cointelegraph

Self-custodial cryptocurrency wallet SafePal is joining Telegram’s rapidly growing crypto ecosystem by launching a Mini App wallet on Messenger. SafePal officially introduced its Telegram Mini Wallet App on Nov. 2 after announcing pre-launch during a keynote at the TON Gateway event dedicated to The Open Network (TON) ecosystem. According to an announcement shared by SafePal, its new Mini Wallet App will enable 950 million Telegram users to create individually owned […]

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