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Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid

An illustration of a giant robot with its arms and legs broken down into pieces on the ground, surrounded by scattered gears and wires; nearby is an empty chair where once stood one of the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants logos now shattered to pieces in the background are other company's logos still standing but fading away. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of decline and loss of momentum with broken machinery elements symbolizing disappointment among investors, while also hinting at potential consequences for Bitcoin prices due to another possible downturn in these prominent stocks.

The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn’t see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about AI taking over human labor and making everyone rich overnight? And what’s up with these ‘experts’ always talking like they’re the first to discover something new when really it just takes common sense to figure out how ridiculous their claims are. The Magnificent Seven, more like the Disappointing Six (I’m looking at you Tesla). These overhyped stocks have been making promises for years and delivering nothing but disappointment

Source: cointelegraph

The bullish momentum of the “Magnificent Seven” stocks could be coming to an end due to investor disappointment related to a lack of technological development. The Magnificent Seven is a moniker for the top-performing tech stocks: Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia and Tesla. The Magnificent Seven hype may be coming to an end due to investor disappointment related to artificial intelligence development, according to Sandeep Rao, senior researcher at Leverage […]

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