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Taurus’ Latest Genius Move Will Make You Sell Your 401k and Invest Everything in a Token Called ‘BULL

An illustration of a bull charging through a cityscape with skyscrapers and financial buildings in the background. The bull is surrounded by swirling clouds of money bags and coins as it breaks free from chains that once held it back. In the foreground, a giant key unlocks a padlock on a vault door, releasing a floodgate of tokens into the air.

Tauruses and Chainlinks: A Match Made In Heaven (Of Gullible Idiots).

Source: cointelegraph

Taurus, a digital asset infrastructure provider, has partnered with Chainlink Labs, a blockchain tech firm, to facilitate institutional tokenization. The partnership aims to promote the adoption of tokenized assets in institutional markets by focusing on improving data transparency, cross-chain mobility and security. In a news release shared with Cointelegraph, Taurus said it will use Chainlink data feeds for “market pricing, reference data, and identity data” to provide asset state information […]

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