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Grayscale’s Latest Masterstroke: We’re Allowing You to Bet Your Life Savings on a Single Currency That Might Not Exist Tomorrow

Grayscale Launches XRP Trust: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.

Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A stylized chart with an inverse head-and-shoulders pattern, featuring three distinct peaks and troughs connected by a downward-sloping trendline. A red line representing resistance is shown near the $0.65-$0.66 range. In the background, two blue lines (50-week EMA) and one red line (200-week EMA) are visible, with XRP's price hovering above them.

XRP Price About to Soar All the Way Back Up… Said No One Ever (But Maybe This Time?)!

The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're predicting a rally towards $1 for that sinking ship known as XRP. […]

Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

A house made entirely out of flammable liquor is engulfed in flames as the surrounding landscape burns down around it.

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Why Your Favorite Cryptocurrency Is Currently Burning Down Like a House Made of Flammable Liquor and You’re Just Watching in Horrified Silence Because What Else Can Go Wrong Today?

XRP's latest dip is like watching a bad reality TV show - you can't look away even though it's painful to watch the price drop by […]

Sam Rogers August 30, 2024

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