VCs Go Absolutely Insane as They Blow Through Billions on Doomed Web3 Projects
VCs are throwing money at Web3 startups like there's no tomorrow... or a functioning economy.
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Hitachi Unleashes Web3 Chaos on Enterprises: Your Worst Nightmare Just Got a Corporate Backing
Looks like Hitachi is trying to get in on the Web3 action! They're offering a one-stop-shop for enterprises looking to dip their toes into this Wild […]
Crypto Catastrophe Unleashed You Won’t Believe What Happens When Crypto Experts Try to Crack the Ultimate Lock
Security researcher cashes in on Evmos bug bounty, proves that even crypto 'experts' can't hack it...literally.
You Won’t Believe the Insane New EthOS Phone That’s About to Ruin Your Wallet Forever
Breaking News: Because What You Really Needed Was Another Way to Get Scammed into Spending Your Life Savings on Overpriced Mobile Hardware.
Web3 Brands Are Desperate: The Shocking Truth About Blockchain Gamification’s Real Purpose
Blockchain gamification? More like blockchain gimmickry! It's just a fancy way of saying 'task-to-earn' platform where Web3 brands try to lure in users with cheap tricks […]
Crypto Bro Heaven: Billionaire VCs Unleash Hellfire on Web3 Projects, Because Who Needs Sanity Anyway?
Venture capital firms Gate Ventures and Boon Ventures are throwing their weight behind a new Web3 startup fund - but don't expect them to be giving […]
Blockchain Revolution or Total Collapse? Experts Weigh in on the World’s Most Overhyped Tech Craze
Blockchain: The Get-Rich-Quick Scheme of Choice for Cryptocurrency Brokers (and Their Lawyers).
Web3’s Secret Plan to Turn You Into an Eco-Warrior Superhero With Tokenized Rewards and Greenwash Galore
Web3 and its supposed 'power to promote better lifestyles'? More like Web3 and its naive attempts to make us all eco-warriors with tokenized rewards. I mean, […]
Get Ready for the Most Epic Partnership of All Time: DMCC and CVVC Join Forces to Save Us From a World Without Web3
The never-ending circus of cryptocurrency partnerships continues! It seems like every week there's another press release announcing some new collaboration between two or more blockchain enthusiasts. […]
BREAKING: Web3 Gamers Still Stuck in Digital Dungeon Because ‘Ownership’ Means Squat Without Interoperability (Spoiler Alert: It’s All Just a Bunch of Hot Air)
The Web3 gaming industry has been touting its promise of ownership and interoperability for years now - but like everything in crypto land it's all just […]
Flappy Bird’s Desperate Cry for Help: Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Crypto and in-Game Ads?
They're flapping their way into crypto, but not NFTs... because why bother? The Flappy Bird team has confirmed that its new version will have Web3 integrations […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Mix Data, AI, and Blockchain According to This One Guy Who Might Be Totally Full of It
Feng's Frenzy: How Chainbase is Converting Blockchain Data into a New Asset Class...or so he claims.
Wealth Managers Confess to Being Deluded by Crypto Fever, Proceed to Lose Clients’ Money Anyway
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
When Web3 Finally Unites… Under One Catastrophic AggLayer That Will Probably Destroy Us All – Polygon Labs CEO’s Genius Plan Revealed!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Web3 land... Along comes Polygon Labs with their grand vision of unifying all blockchains under […]
The Great Decentralization Scam EXPOSED! (But Only One Guy Thinks So)
The great decentralization con: Yat Siu's pipe dream.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Oasys and Japanese Banking Giant Join Forces to Turn Your Life Savings Into Digital Ash
The never-ending parade of crypto bros trying to make it big in Japan continues! Oasys, a blockchain platform for Web3 gaming (read: another way for people […]
Tattooed and Betrayed: Is This Permanent Mark the Only Thing Securing Your Anonymity in a World Where Everything Else Is Just a Click Away?
Proof-of-Ink by Gavin Wood: The Tattoo That Will Secure Your Web3 Privacy, or So He Claims (Yawn).
You Won’t Believe the Utter Catastrophe That’s Ruining Web3 Adoption – It Has NOTHING to Do With Crypto Prices or Regulatory Headaches
The Web3 Wallet Woes: Because Who Needs Simple When You Can Have Seed Phrases?.
BREAKING: Sony Creates New Blockchain Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Just Make Up a Web3 Buzzword?
Well, it looks like the Emperor's New Clothes are getting a blockchain makeover - Sony is launching its very own layer-2 blockchain called Soneium because apparently […]
Hong Kong Lawmaker Discovers Existence of Web3, Demands Adults Be Put in Charge Immediately
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
ME Token Launch Signals End of Civilization as We Know It
Here we go again with another token launch because the world is clearly missing one more cryptocurrency to get rich quick on. The ME Foundation thinks […]
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