The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's biggest egos - Trust Security vs Immunefi. It seems these two big players in Web3 security are too busy flexing their […]
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]
The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even secure their own little toys. It's like they expect us all to just sit back and […]
The never-ending parade of malware and scams that plague the cryptocurrency world! And what a doozy we have here: Styx Stealer, a piece of software so […]
Oh boy, look who's finally joining the party! Eswar Prasad is now warning about cryptocurrency risks? It’s like a broken record – everyone knows crypto is […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]
Another brainless crypto user blows $90K on gas fees because they can't even be bothered to learn how the platform works. I mean, it's not like […]
You want me to write about why Solana (SOL) price dropped today? Well let's get this straight; it's because people are finally realizing that cryptocurrency is […]
Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]
The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]
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