Buterin Unleashes VENGEANCE: Is His Plan to Purge Ethereum Just Another Ego Trip in Disguise?
This is the part where we find out if Vitalik Buterin's grand plan to 'Purge' Ethereum will actually make it less bloated or just a bunch […]
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You Won’t Believe the Ridiculous Amount of Monero You’ll Need to Spend Before We Even Consider Building a Decent Vodka Distillery
Blockchain Bro's Guide to Quantum Computers (or How Vitalik Buterin Thinks They're Not a Thing Yet).
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Tether Hits $120B and Vitalik Runs Ethereum 2.0 on Your Phone (Because Who Needs Hardware Anyway?)
The crypto bros are back, baby! With Tether's $120 billion market cap, the whole 'stablecoin apocalypse' narrative is being rewritten as investors flock to these fiat-friendly […]
Buterin Unveils Shockingly Vague Plan to Save Ethereum From Itself, Because That’s Never Gone Well Before
You know what they say: 'you can't put lipstick on a pig.' Unfortunately for Ethereum enthusiasts, Vitalik Buterin has just tried that very thing. The co-creator's […]
Buterin’s Baffling Bonanza Exposed! Billionaire Philanthropist or Cunning Con Artist?!
Vitalik Buterin's latest 'generosity' is just another example of how memecoins are being used as a conduit for scammers and con artists. The fact that he's […]
Ethereum on Brink of Collapse as Vitalik Buterin Unleashes Apocalyptic Roadmap to Crypto Dominance
Vitalik Buterin's Vision for Ethereum's Future - A Recipe for Disaster or a Game-Changer? (Spoiler Alert: It's Probably the Latter... Sort Of).
BOMBSHELL: ETF Guru Unleashes Epic Crypto Catastrophe After Reading One Miserable Book Excerpt – You Won’t Believe What He Said About Ethereum
Someone finally got under Eric Balchunas' skin - but not in a way that'll get him fired from Bloomberg (we're pretty sure). The ETF analyst's attempt […]
BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Who’s Secretly Plotting World Domination From Behind a Screen of Code and Existential Crisis
Apparently, Vitalik Buterin's face has finally cracked under the immense pressure to make Ethereum not a complete dumpster fire.
Vitalik Buterin Just Donated a WHOPPING $250,000 TO PROTECT HIS FRIEND’S GET-RICH-SCHEME FROM BEING EXPOSED!
The Crypto Community's Favorite Charity Case: A Scam in Disguise?.
BREAKING: Vitalik Buterin Unveils Plan to Make Ethereum Only Accessible to Millionaires Who Can Afford 1 ETH Staking Requirement Because Decentralization Is Clearly Overrated!
Vitalik Buterin's latest brainwave is a gift that keeps on giving - and I'm not just talking about the laughs it brings me. The Ethereum co-founder […]
Vitalik Buterin Admits His Latest Genius Idea Was Actually Just a Total Disaster, Can’t Even Get That Right
Vitalik's latest pipe dream: popup cities for the crypto elite.
VITALIK BUTERIN UNLEASHED: Crypto Kingpin Returns With Frenzied Posting Spree, Leaves Fans Begging for Mercy
Vitalik Buterin: from absent crypto kingpin to X-platform poster boy - what's behind the sudden return?.
Vitalik’s Genius Investments: Donating Crypto Yields Better Returns Than Actual Investing (Because Who Needs Financial Literacy Anyway?)
Just when you thought Vitalik Buterin was a genius for creating Ethereum (spoiler: he's not), comes the revelation that his charitable efforts yield better returns than […]
Vitalik Buterin’s Epic U-Turn: From Crypto Kingpin to Benevolent Philanthropist, Because Getting Rich Off Your Own Success Is So Last Season
The eternal dance of crypto bros trying to virtue signal their way out of getting called a scammer, Vitalik Buterin edition. So the Ethereum co-founder is […]
Vitalik Buterin Finally Speaks Out on the Epic Fail That Is Ethereum, Admits He Forgot to Bother With DeFi
Vitalik Buterin's DeFi Drama Unfolds - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Crypto Ecosystem?.
Vitalik Buterin’s Secret Plan to Turn Blockchain Governance Into a Bizarre Existential Crisis
It's almost as if Vitalik Buterin wants you all to think he has some sort of grand vision for blockchain governance. Newsflash: it just sounds like […]
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