USD Coin (USDC)

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You Won’t Believe the Insane Wagers Kalshi Is Making in Secret Before the Big Election Bet

Kalshi's got some 'bets' to make before November - and they're not just betting on Trump's hairline staying intact.

Kevin Nelson October 31, 2024

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BREAKING: Circle Unleashes Hell on Your Wallet – The Shockingly Brutal Truth About Cash-Out Fees That Will Leave You Speechless!

Just when you thought Circle's USDC couldn't get any more 'stable', they raise fees on cash-outs like it's going out of style! The company has been […]

Linda Williams October 30, 2024

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