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A illustration depicting the cryptocurrency market as a rollercoaster on the verge of collapse, plummeting downwards amidst swirling storm clouds and debris scattered everywhere.

Crypto Market on Verge of Collapse as Politicians Prove Irrelevant, Again

The Crypto Industry's Existential Crisis: A Scramble for Relevance in the Face of Uncertainty.

Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A cartoonish illustration of Robert F Kennedy Jr, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris standing on top of a mountain range, each holding onto a rope that represents their presidential ambitions. The ropes are tangled together as RFK Jr drops his end, symbolizing his withdrawal from the election race. In the background, a dark cloud looms over Harris's figure, while Trump stands tall with a confident grin.

BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

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