US Presidency Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A illustration of Donald Trump standing in front of a shattered ballot box with flames engulfed behind him and smoke billowing upwards, while two shadowy figures lurk in the background holding 'cancel' signs, as a clock ticks away to midnight amidst an American flag torn apart. The atmosphere is tense and foreboding.

Trump’s Shocking Comeback Halted by Deep State in Last-Minute Coup, Insiders Reveal

The Plot Thickens: Will They Let Him Win? A Deliciously Messy Election Looms.

Kevin Nelson October 30, 2024

A Elon Musk sits behind a desk with a placard reading 'D.O.G.E.' (Department of Government Efficiency). He wears a suit and tie, but his hair is disheveled and he looks frazzled. A chaotic cityscape fills the background, with buildings on fire and people running in all directions.

BOMBSHELL: Elon Musk’s Gov Meme Frenzy Sparks Nationwide Panic as Nation Realizes He Still Hasn’t Figured Out How to Run a Company (But Wants to Be President?)!

Elon Musk thinks he can meme his way into a government job? How quaint. The billionaire tech mogul, who's somehow still managing to juggle multiple careers […]

Barry Thompson September 9, 2024

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