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You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Jump on the Next Big Crypto Craze (Spoiler Alert: It Ends in Ruin for Most)

The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Wild Ride of Fools and Scammers - Meanwhile, Ethereum's Little Red Wagon Keeps on Losing Steam.

Kevin Nelson October 23, 2024

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You Won’t Believe What Happened When 1 Million People Put All Their Money Into Bitcoin This Week (Spoiler Alert: It Was a Total Disaster Waiting to Happen)

The Crypto Bro's Guide to Getting Rich Quick (Spoiler Alert: You Won't Get Paid) - In a shocking turn of events, more people than ever thought […]

Kevin Nelson October 21, 2024

A illustration of a seesaw in the middle of a stormy sea, one side labeled 'Bitcoin' with coins flying off it, while the other side is empty except for an ARKB ETF box being pulled down by a giant hand representing outflows. On the opposite end, another Bitcoin fund's box has Blackrock IBIT on top and 21shares ARKB at its base, symbolizing conflicting flows. Ethereum funds are depicted as calm waters with no visible boats or coins, signifying stability.

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Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs Are Doing So Well You’ll Want to Cry Yourself to Sleep at Night

I'm not sure what's more astonishing - the fact that people are still pouring money into these Bitcoin ETFs or how they're managing to stay afloat […]

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

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