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Solana Soars to New Heights, Experts Weigh in on Whether It’ll Last Longer Than Your Average Cat Video

Solana's Price Bounce: A Recipe for Disaster or a Sustainable Rally? (Or Maybe Just Another Crypto Bro Farting Loudly).

Doug Martinez October 30, 2024

A moth is shown flying towards a flame with an exaggerated expression of excitement, while flames are depicted as dollar signs ($18 billion) rising in the background.

$18 BILLION BOOM: Retail Investors Flocking to Solana Liquid Staking Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Cryptocurrency?

Folks, let's get this over with - another bunch of hot air about cryptocurrency 'growth' that will inevitably end in tears for the poor saps who […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic-style illustration of the Solana network as a city with various skyscrapers representing decentralized applications (DApps). The buildings are shown in different states, some thriving and others struggling. A large resistance barrier at $150 blocks SOL's price from rising further. In the background, Ethereum is depicted as a rival city, its average fees dropping to around $1. Other blockchains with memecoin launches are shown gaining traction.

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BREAKING: Crypto Bro’s Most Epic Prediction Yet – Will SOL Price FINALLY Skyrocket as TVL Hits 1-Year High?! (Spoiler Alert: We’ve Seen This Movie Before)

The perpetual optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me. They're like the boy who cried wolf - always predicting that prices are about to […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

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